A registry of non-romantic friendships.

Make It Official is the platform of record for friendships that have earned a paper trail. Two consenting parties draft a contract, accept its clauses, sign with their typed names, remit a modest recording fee, and are issued a serialized certificate suitable for framing, sharing, and reasonable bragging.

The certificates are officially official per this platform. They are not notarized. They are not recognized by any state, province, or municipality. Should you attempt to invoke one in a court of law, the court will ignore you, and you will have earned that.

The recording fee exists because skin in the game is a feature. A friendship someone will pay $8.99 to formalize on their own — or $9.99 between two people — is, almost by definition, a friendship worth recording.

The drafting attaché — our in-house parody legal scribe — composes clauses in 19th-century filing language. It will refuse, on principle, to wink at the reader. Both parties must accept each clause; any edit invalidates prior acceptances. This is a feature.