Make it official.
We mean it.
The platform of record for non-romantic commitment. Two parties enter a binding* friendship contract — drafted in mock-formal legalese, sealed with payment, and entered onto the public record.
*Not legally binding. Officially official per this platform. We are not a notary.
Four articles, plainly stated.
File the petition
Either party initiates. Name the bond, invite the other party by electronic mail. Token-gated, expires in fourteen days.
Draft the clauses
Either party may compose clauses, or invoke our drafting attaché — a parody legal scribe — to render terms in proper form.
Sign & remit
Every party affixes a typed signature — or, on a solo filing, just you. The petitioner remits a single recording fee for the whole filing — from $8.99 solo, $9.99 for two parties, tiered upward. Skin in the game; ink on the page.
Receive your certificate
A serialized certificate is issued, sealed, and entered onto the public registry. Suitable for framing, sharing, and reasonable bragging.
Posted plainly.
- Solo (you file alone)$8.99
- 2 parties$9.99
- 3–5 parties$24.99
- 6+ parties$29.99
Paid once by the petitioner. Other parties just sign — no fee from them. On a solo filing, the represented parties don't sign at all — just you.
The dissolving party pays a flat $19.99 to file the decree. A symbolic sum may be acknowledged unto the other party — recorded on the certificate, but no funds change hands.
Friendship, but with paperwork.
For the bonds that earned their boilerplate.